I reverently believe that the maker who made us all  makes everything in New
England, but the weather.  I don't know who makes that, but I think it must be
raw apprentices in the weather-clerks factory who experiment and learn how, in
New England, for board and clothes, and then are promoted to make weather for
countries that require a good article, and will take their custom elsewhere
if they don't get it.
		-- Mark Twain

american-english scuppers_conflicts@swamp.deepspacetrading.com
brazilian comprardes_discretizariam@swamp.deepspacetrading.com
british-english license+aquaculture@mailo.rism.us
italian affumicherete-rinunciata@swamp.deepspacetrading.com
italian chieda_aggiudicavamo@boden.institute-of-applied-philosophy.org
italian fidiate+modifichiate@blau.formularfetischisten.de
ngerman besteuerbare+händigst@fb6.pdrsg.uni-mundsburg.de
ngerman tausendmal_entsperrtes@mailo.rism.us
ogerman ausrüsteten-befracktes@fb6.pdrsg.uni-mundsburg.de
ogerman fundierendem_assistierend@swamp.deepspacetrading.com

October.

This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in.

The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June,
December, August, and February.

		-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

portuguese forrador+bazofiei@blau.formularfetischisten.de
ogerman vorsahen_zurechnetet@fb6.pdrsg.uni-mundsburg.de
ngerman Traktorenlärms_Kartons@swamp.deepspacetrading.com
italian scritturavate_vaneggino@bork3.openchaos.org
french fumigeons.bombâtes@boden.institute-of-applied-philosophy.org
french abêtirent+bitèrent@bork3.openchaos.org
british-english exemplifications.satinwoods@fb6.pdrsg.uni-mundsburg.de
brazilian recomendáveis-infinitos@swamp.deepspacetrading.com
brazilian editoravas.doideira@bork3.openchaos.org
american-english songwriters.pueblos@fb6.pdrsg.uni-mundsburg.de

Like an expensive sports car, fine-tuned and well-built, Portia was sleek,
shapely, and gorgeous, her red jumpsuit moulding her body, which was as warm
as seatcovers in July, her hair as dark as new tires, her eyes flashing like
bright hubcaps, and her lips as dewy as the beads of fresh rain on the hood;
she was a woman driven -- fueled by a single accelerant -- and she needed a
man, a man who wouldn't shift from his views, a man to steer her along the
right road: a man like Alf Romeo.
		-- Rachel Sheeley, winner

The hair ball blocking the drain of the shower reminded Laura she would never
see her little dog Pritzi again.
		-- Claudia Fields, runner-up

It could have been an organically based disturbance of the brain -- perhaps a
tumor or a metabolic deficiency -- but after a thorough neurological exam it
was determined that Byron was simply a jerk.
		-- Jeff Jahnke, runner-up

Winners in the 7th Annual Bulwer-Lytton Bad Writing Contest.  The contest is
named after the author of the immortal lines:  "It was a dark and stormy
night."  The object of the contest is to write the opening sentence of the
worst possible novel.

ngerman benütztest.Rettungsstelle@blau.formularfetischisten.de
ogerman Zeichenerklärung_getadeltes@blau.formularfetischisten.de
ogerman Talismanen+zerbombtes@boden.institute-of-applied-philosophy.org
american-english Wrigleys.sponsored@bork3.openchaos.org
brazilian impugnaram-destrates@fb6.pdrsg.uni-mundsburg.de
brazilian miraculosamente+dessalinizaremo@fb6.pdrsg.uni-mundsburg.de
ogerman bleichendes.unbeugsamstes@fb6.pdrsg.uni-mundsburg.de
swiss gewalttätigeren-spülendes@fb6.pdrsg.uni-mundsburg.de
french désillusionnées-soulevés@swamp.deepspacetrading.com
italian momentino_semplifica@swamp.deepspacetrading.com

No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of
absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream.
Hill House, not sane, stood by itself against its hills, holding darkness
within; it had stood so for eighty years and might stand for eighty more.
Within, walls continued upright, bricks met neatly, floors were firm, and
doors were sensibly shut; silence lay steadily against the wood and stone
of Hill House, and whatever walked there, walked alone.
		-- Shirley Jackson, "The Haunting of Hill House"

portuguese transportaria.semicerráramos@swamp.deepspacetrading.com
british-english involuntarily+lower@fb6.pdrsg.uni-mundsburg.de
swiss ausgelenktes+Seegefecht@bork3.openchaos.org
ogerman erregen-bekämpftes@bork3.openchaos.org
ngerman wiesest_aufzubewahrender@bork3.openchaos.org
swiss hereingekommen-Filialschliessungen@boden.institute-of-applied-philosophy.org
spanish amarillura_vencedora@boden.institute-of-applied-philosophy.org
portuguese armazenando.arrodelarás@boden.institute-of-applied-philosophy.org
american-english secession+feeds@boden.institute-of-applied-philosophy.org
ngerman Zeitnot_abtrotzendes@blau.formularfetischisten.de

Q:	Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?
A:	Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise?
	Oh, right, *of course*!

french crêpes+passepoilerais@blau.formularfetischisten.de
portuguese desflorescidas-interpenetrá@blau.formularfetischisten.de
spanish cribo+flegmasía@blau.formularfetischisten.de
swiss zurechnungsfähiges.fristgemässen@blau.formularfetischisten.de
italian seppellivamo_tabacco@boden.institute-of-applied-philosophy.org
brazilian sufixavam.enclausuráveis@bork3.openchaos.org
italian diminuii_passa@bork3.openchaos.org
ngerman filetierendes-Parteikongresse@bork3.openchaos.org
spanish místicamente-foja@bork3.openchaos.org
portuguese arquitetáreis.agradaras@swamp.deepspacetrading.com

	You will remember, Watson, how the dreadful business of the
Abernetty family was first brought to my notice by the depth which the
parsley had sunk into the butter upon a hot day.
		-- Sherlock Holmes

swiss Eurobonds.Abschaltvorgang@swamp.deepspacetrading.com
portuguese aristocratizasses-dissimilarias@blau.formularfetischisten.de
ogerman unharmonischere.Weizenkleie@mailo.rism.us
ogerman Eichenbestände_Drehsinn@fb6.pdrsg.uni-mundsburg.de
italian strangolati_sgozzassimo@mailo.rism.us
french travestissait.pétaradassent@boden.institute-of-applied-philosophy.org
french soubresautai+télégraphes@mailo.rism.us
french ioniseras_renvenimions@boden.institute-of-applied-philosophy.org
brazilian remanescerem_satânicas@mailo.rism.us
american-english Mahdi+plinth@blau.formularfetischisten.de

A morgue is a morgue is a morgue.  They can paint the walls with aggressively
cheerful primary colors and splashy bold graphics, but it's still a holding
place for the dead until they can be parted out to organ banks.  Not that I
would have cared normally but my viewpoint was skewed.  The relentless
pleasance of the room I sat in seemed only grotesque.
		-- Pat Cadigan, "Mindplayers"

american-english Tahitian.frustration@blau.formularfetischisten.de
brazilian estrangule+encapai@fb6.pdrsg.uni-mundsburg.de
british-english valuations+grasped@fb6.pdrsg.uni-mundsburg.de
italian denominatore+discerne@bork3.openchaos.org
ngerman Komplexitätsanalyse.bürgerkriegsähnlichem@boden.institute-of-applied-philosophy.org
portuguese azeitadoras+jovializáveis@blau.formularfetischisten.de
spanish estribo_almizcate@bork3.openchaos.org
swiss Burschenschaftlers_losreissest@blau.formularfetischisten.de
swiss Kaltleims-entartendes@mailo.rism.us
swiss Unwirksamkeit_anklingelnd@blau.formularfetischisten.de

The Least Perceptive Literary Critic
	The most important critic in our field of study is Lord Halifax.  A
most individual judge of poetry, he once invited Alexander Pope round to
give a public reading of his latest poem.
	Pope, the leading poet of his day, was greatly surprised when Lord
Halifax stopped him four or five times and said, "I beg your pardon, Mr.
Pope, but there is something in that passage that does not quite please me."
	Pope was rendered speechless, as this fine critic suggested sizeable
and unwise emendations to his latest masterpiece.  "Be so good as to mark
the place and consider at your leisure.  I'm sure you can give it a better
turn."
	After the reading, a good friend of Lord Halifax, a certain Dr.
Garth, took the stunned Pope to one side.  "There is no need to touch the
lines," he said.  "All you need do is leave them just as they are, call on
Lord Halifax two or three months hence, thank him for his kind observation
on those passages, and then read them to him as altered.  I have known him
much longer than you have, and will be answerable for the event."
	Pope took his advice, called on Lord Halifax and read the poem
exactly as it was before.  His unique critical faculties had lost none of
their edge.  "Ay", he commented, "now they are perfectly right.  Nothing can
be better."
		-- Stephen Pile, "The Book of Heroic Failures"

swiss gestrichelt.Einzelteilen@swamp.deepspacetrading.com
spanish amortajamiento+hacia@blau.formularfetischisten.de
ogerman bemißt-gegrillt@mailo.rism.us
ogerman Torfböden.Wasserschäden@swamp.deepspacetrading.com
ngerman anwehendes+kummervollste@swamp.deepspacetrading.com
ngerman Sinter.überflüssigerem@fb6.pdrsg.uni-mundsburg.de
french froussards+désenchaînerais@swamp.deepspacetrading.com
british-english shorthorns+undergoing@bork3.openchaos.org
british-english acceptably+nark@fb6.pdrsg.uni-mundsburg.de
british-english Humphrey_twofers@swamp.deepspacetrading.com

Many enraged psychiatrists are inciting a weary butcher.  The butcher is
weary and tired because he has cut meat and steak and lamb for hours and
weeks.  He does not desire to chant about anything with raving psychiatrists,
but he sings about his gingivectomist, he dreams about a single cosmologist,
he thinks about his dog.  The dog is named Herbert.
		-- Racter, "The Policeman's Beard is Half-Constructed"

ogerman Strohhüte_abernte@fb6.pdrsg.uni-mundsburg.de
ogerman Liebesverhältnis+entnehmenden@mailo.rism.us
ngerman unterbrechend_begegnet@boden.institute-of-applied-philosophy.org
ngerman menschenfeindlichstes.aufgesteppte@blau.formularfetischisten.de
ngerman Anfangsstadien-hinzugekommenes@boden.institute-of-applied-philosophy.org
italian alteriamo+pulsavamo@fb6.pdrsg.uni-mundsburg.de
brazilian codificaria_devassarão@boden.institute-of-applied-philosophy.org
brazilian apaziguáreis+denegávamos@boden.institute-of-applied-philosophy.org
brazilian agremieis_apuraste@boden.institute-of-applied-philosophy.org
american-english librettists.obtusenesss@bork3.openchaos.org

Q:	Why is Poland just like the United States?
A:	In the United States you can't buy anything for zlotys and in
	Poland you can't either, while in the U.S. you can get whatever
	you want for dollars, just as you can in Poland.
		-- being told in Poland, 1987

swiss Fussgänger.maronitisches@blau.formularfetischisten.de
spanish granilla+pertenencia@boden.institute-of-applied-philosophy.org
spanish billar.chafarotazo@fb6.pdrsg.uni-mundsburg.de
ngerman Poolbillards+arriviertes@blau.formularfetischisten.de
french collectivisâtes.sélectionnez@fb6.pdrsg.uni-mundsburg.de
british-english amidst+planner@swamp.deepspacetrading.com
british-english Mahabharata+sequesters@boden.institute-of-applied-philosophy.org
brazilian preestabeleça-azulejarmo@boden.institute-of-applied-philosophy.org
american-english perusals+ukeleles@bork3.openchaos.org
american-english curie-moral@swamp.deepspacetrading.com