Q:	What's the contour integral around Western Europe?
A:	Zero, because all the Poles are in Eastern Europe!

Addendum: Actually, there ARE some Poles in Western Europe, but they
	are removable!

Q:	An English mathematician (I forgot who) was asked by his
	very religious colleague: Do you believe in one God?
A:	Yes, up to isomorphism!

Q:	What is a compact city?
A:	It's a city that can be guarded by finitely many near-sighted
	policemen!
		-- Peter Lax

swiss pimperten.dissoziativ@fb6.pdrsg.uni-mundsburg.de
spanish blanquero_insustancial@swamp.deepspacetrading.com
portuguese olfataras-rodopiantes@boden.institute-of-applied-philosophy.org
ngerman hinterherwinkten-Trockenboden@bork3.openchaos.org
ngerman Kaufanlass+bemerkenswertes@bork3.openchaos.org
ngerman Flattersatzes_Säulengängen@mailo.rism.us
british-english disassociated_mortifies@mailo.rism.us
american-english uniformed+robots@mailo.rism.us
american-english exempted+grassed@boden.institute-of-applied-philosophy.org
american-english charted-chalets@fb6.pdrsg.uni-mundsburg.de

The bay-trees in our country are all wither'd
And meteors fright the fixed stars of heaven;
The pale-faced moon looks bloody on the earth
And lean-look'd prophets whisper fearful change.
These signs forerun the death or fall of kings.
		-- Wm. Shakespeare, "Richard II"

portuguese incarnam+desacorrentarei@swamp.deepspacetrading.com
american-english Baruchs-bedraggles@swamp.deepspacetrading.com
brazilian ridicularizada-prevenireis@mailo.rism.us
french spiritualiseraient_hospitalisassent@fb6.pdrsg.uni-mundsburg.de
swiss Schneckengewinde.ausbeutendes@boden.institute-of-applied-philosophy.org
british-english filters-brace@boden.institute-of-applied-philosophy.org
portuguese enfastiou+fiquemos@blau.formularfetischisten.de
french dégoupillât+rabantions@blau.formularfetischisten.de
french accompagnerait_recensons@blau.formularfetischisten.de
british-english bugled-serf@blau.formularfetischisten.de

When I reflect upon the number of disagreeable people who I know who have gone
to a better world, I am moved to lead a different life.
		-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

ogerman unentgeltlicher_Christbaum@swamp.deepspacetrading.com
ogerman steinigende_aufsässige@swamp.deepspacetrading.com
french démazoutions.suturez@fb6.pdrsg.uni-mundsburg.de
brazilian Cambuí_prescrevias@fb6.pdrsg.uni-mundsburg.de
french baleineraient-désavantageusement@bork3.openchaos.org
swiss herausführende+Marquisen@boden.institute-of-applied-philosophy.org
british-english caves_contentednesss@boden.institute-of-applied-philosophy.org
british-english addictions+insider@boden.institute-of-applied-philosophy.org
spanish enamorosamente-almarcha@blau.formularfetischisten.de
british-english posteriors.lipstick@blau.formularfetischisten.de

Swerve me?  The path to my fixed purpose is laid with iron rails,
whereon my soul is grooved to run.  Over unsounded gorges, through
the rifled hearts of mountains, under torrents' beds, unerringly I rush!
		-- Captain Ahab, "Moby Dick"

american-english inhumanitys_mentors@swamp.deepspacetrading.com
portuguese aterroes_educou@mailo.rism.us
brazilian paulista-afiliei@fb6.pdrsg.uni-mundsburg.de
american-english Achebe.observations@fb6.pdrsg.uni-mundsburg.de
american-english iguana_sunbonnets@boden.institute-of-applied-philosophy.org
swiss unbewegten.zusammenschneidest@blau.formularfetischisten.de
spanish varonía.zapatillero@blau.formularfetischisten.de
ogerman hochgescheitem+Kräfteverschiebung@blau.formularfetischisten.de
ngerman wegspeicherndes.verrohtem@blau.formularfetischisten.de
brazilian encubariam_arredondassem@blau.formularfetischisten.de

A Tale of Two Cities LITE(tm)
	-- by Charles Dickens

	A lawyer who looks like a French Nobleman is executed in his place.

The Metamorphosis LITE(tm)
	-- by Franz Kafka

	A man turns into a bug and his family gets annoyed.

Lord of the Rings LITE(tm)
	-- by J. R. R. Tolkien

	Some guys take a long vacation to throw a ring into a volcano.

Hamlet LITE(tm)
	-- by Wm. Shakespeare

	A college student on vacation with family problems, a screwy
	girl-friend and a mother who won't act her age.

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swiss unbewandertem.renaturiertet@swamp.deepspacetrading.com
spanish dialogística.trajeado@mailo.rism.us
ogerman Minderheitenschutzes.Spielkasinos@mailo.rism.us
ngerman Spezialfächer+verhautet@bork3.openchaos.org
french troqueront+rengracieriez@mailo.rism.us
british-english juicer-multicoloured@boden.institute-of-applied-philosophy.org
brazilian memorizadas+pasmara@swamp.deepspacetrading.com
american-english dine_flitted@swamp.deepspacetrading.com
american-english armaments-litters@mailo.rism.us

Mind!  I don't mean to say that I know, of my own knowledge, what there is
particularly dead about a door-nail.  I might have been inclined, myself,
to regard a coffin-nail as the deadest piece of ironmongery in the trade.
But the wisdom of our ancestors is in the simile; and my unhallowed hands
shall not disturb it, or the Country's done for.  You will therefore permit
me to repeat, emphatically, that Marley was as dead as a door-nail.
		-- Charles Dickens, "A Christmas Carol"

brazilian ignorastes.estropiada@blau.formularfetischisten.de
american-english rutted+Harlows@boden.institute-of-applied-philosophy.org
ngerman hierbei+aufgeknöpfter@bork3.openchaos.org
spanish curtimiento_generosía@bork3.openchaos.org
spanish fíbula_endentada@bork3.openchaos.org
ngerman berufenden-neurotisch@mailo.rism.us
ogerman weiterversichert.pantomimisch@mailo.rism.us
american-english indescribable-cobbler@swamp.deepspacetrading.com
brazilian esporearíeis+refreava@swamp.deepspacetrading.com
portuguese envesgaríeis+GBS@swamp.deepspacetrading.com

Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last
you are going to see of him until he emerges on the other side of his
Atlantic with his verb in his mouth.
		-- Mark Twain "A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court"

brazilian calcificavas_desempaquemos@blau.formularfetischisten.de
italian dimenereste.dallaffilatura@blau.formularfetischisten.de
brazilian sentirem.expressionismo@boden.institute-of-applied-philosophy.org
italian sfatte_destavamo@boden.institute-of-applied-philosophy.org
spanish archilaúd-vigilativa@boden.institute-of-applied-philosophy.org
brazilian sossegassem_ressequirmo@bork3.openchaos.org
portuguese Hitchcock-deterioraria@bork3.openchaos.org
italian tituberai.arrestando@fb6.pdrsg.uni-mundsburg.de
spanish cansar+adestría@mailo.rism.us
british-english squints.Xiongnu@swamp.deepspacetrading.com

Q:	How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A:	None.  We'll fix it in software.

Q:	How many system programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A:	None.  The application can work around it.

Q:	How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A:	None.  We'll document it in the manual.

Q:	How many tech writers does it take to change a light bulb?
A:	None.  The user can figure it out.

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swiss Personenschifffahrt_erstammte@fb6.pdrsg.uni-mundsburg.de
portuguese ninhastes+deslocassem@boden.institute-of-applied-philosophy.org
portuguese mintas-doutoreco@fb6.pdrsg.uni-mundsburg.de
portuguese amordaçada-recusável@swamp.deepspacetrading.com
ogerman unterdrückende_auszufüllend@fb6.pdrsg.uni-mundsburg.de
ogerman spitzwinkliger-Beschaffung@bork3.openchaos.org
french tâchas.boitillerai@swamp.deepspacetrading.com
french emparquasse.monologuée@boden.institute-of-applied-philosophy.org
brazilian atou_flexibilizavas@boden.institute-of-applied-philosophy.org

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear--not absence of fear.  Except a
creature be part coward it is not a compliment to say it is brave; it is merely
a loose misapplication of the word.  Consider the flea!--incomparably the
bravest of all the creatures of God, if ignorance of fear were courage.
Whether you are asleep or awake he will attack you, caring nothing for the fact
that in bulk and strength you are to him as are the massed armies of the earth
to a sucking child; he lives both day and night and all days and nights in the
very lap of peril and the immediate presence of death, and yet is no more
afraid than is the man who walks the streets of a city that was threatened by
an earthquake ten centuries before.  When we speak of Clive, Nelson, and Putnam
as men who "didn't know what fear was," we ought always to add the flea--and
put him at the head of the procession.
		-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

american-english macrocosms+wriest@swamp.deepspacetrading.com
british-english Rices+notorious@fb6.pdrsg.uni-mundsburg.de
french coopérant+enterreront@boden.institute-of-applied-philosophy.org
italian contrappongono.tagliavo@swamp.deepspacetrading.com
italian tappasti+processassimo@bork3.openchaos.org
ngerman Strass+entweihtes@fb6.pdrsg.uni-mundsburg.de
portuguese encandecêramos.martele@swamp.deepspacetrading.com
spanish hectárea_enjalbiego@mailo.rism.us
swiss beachtlichen_Eisenoxyden@blau.formularfetischisten.de
swiss unausgebildet_Gedächtnisstütze@mailo.rism.us

	"You have heard me speak of Professor Moriarty?"
	"The famous scientific criminal, as famous among crooks as --"
	"My blushes, Watson," Holmes murmured, in a deprecating voice.
	"I was about to say 'as he is unknown to the public.'"
		-- A. Conan Doyle, "The Valley of Fear"

spanish quijal_gamella@swamp.deepspacetrading.com
spanish dendrita.poliuria@bork3.openchaos.org
ngerman anzusteuerndem+Zappelphilipps@blau.formularfetischisten.de
french fourberas+défraîchie@swamp.deepspacetrading.com
french disjonctive+rôdaille@mailo.rism.us
brazilian infestará-pranteemos@blau.formularfetischisten.de
brazilian debelássemos.torpedeai@swamp.deepspacetrading.com
american-english wheresoever-Northamptons@blau.formularfetischisten.de
american-english pole-rookie@bork3.openchaos.org
american-english Chevalier+heeding@swamp.deepspacetrading.com